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Dirty Things


  • Hastings Museum 1330 North Burlington Avenue Hastings, NE, 68901 United States (map)
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Don’t give us that dirty look: these tours are perfect for Valentine’s Day. We’ve done all the dirty work to arrange a great night out. Purchase a tour through the Museum and you can get dinner
reservations at Lochland Country Club just after your tour!

Have you forgotten Valentine’s Day plans in the past? Don’t answer that. There’s no need to air your dirty laundry here. These 45-minute tours will cover a variety of topics including courtship in the animal kingdom, canoodling in the Old West, and literally—dirt.

Register by Tues, Feb. 12, or dinner reservations can’t be guaranteed—now that would be a dirty trick. By the way: dinner reservations are optional, they do not include the cost of your dinner. We wanted to make that clear—didn’t want you to accuse us of dirty pool!

Are you worried we’re gonna talk dirty? We will. Concerned you’ll hear a dirty word? Or a dirty joke? You might, but nothing racier than an R movie. For a good time call: 402.461.2399. Walk-ins welcome if space allows.

Members $5 | Non-Members $10 +tax

FEBRUARY 14, Thursday
6 pm Tour & 7:15 pm Dinner
7 pm Tour & 8:15 pm Dinner

FEBRUARY 15, Friday
6 pm Tour & 7:15 pm Dinner
7 pm Tour & 8:15 pm Dinner

FEBRUARY 16, Saturday
5 pm Tour & 6:15 pm Dinner
6 pm Tour & 7:15 pm Dinner
7 pm Tour & 8:15 pm Dinner

Earlier Event: February 14
Lochland's Valentine's Day Dinner